Michael Moore's Next Doc
Well, it turns out, according to Michael Moore's research for his next documentary Axis of Al Copper, accidently swallowing a penny (or a similiar type of coin) leads to homicidal rage. Eventually.
He's connected all of the dots (often obscured by spilled chili and/or chocolate sauce), and concluded that each of the fifteen hijackers on 9/11 swallowed a copper coin at some point during their childhood.
The gist here is that money is evil, and it's consumption leads to acts of evil. Therefore, don't eat money. Buy lot's of food with the money, and eat the food.
"Yum..."
Michael Moore
He's connected all of the dots (often obscured by spilled chili and/or chocolate sauce), and concluded that each of the fifteen hijackers on 9/11 swallowed a copper coin at some point during their childhood.
The gist here is that money is evil, and it's consumption leads to acts of evil. Therefore, don't eat money. Buy lot's of food with the money, and eat the food.
"Yum..."
Michael Moore
